The Grounded Aviator Club Pillows

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Recalculating route..."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why Superman flies himself

I Want to be a Drone President

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"He's a quick learner."

Cow Pilot.

Airplane Seatbelts

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Angel learning to fly...

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

'No hitchhikers!'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."