Grounded Guru Gifts

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

Apples for sale

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I need to tinkle."

'Oh Hi!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"