Grounded Guru Prints

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I need to tinkle."

'Oh Hi!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did