Grief Humorist Gifts

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

'It was unfortunate timing that he suffered his heart attack while playing charades.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

"You run into a window, too?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Caterpillars in love

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Valentines

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A Not So Grand Slam.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Special Place in Hell...

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Fisherman Funneral

Freak Accident Specialist

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Pet Cemetery.