Grief Humorist Pillows

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

'It was unfortunate timing that he suffered his heart attack while playing charades.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

"You run into a window, too?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Caterpillars in love

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Special Place in Hell...

Valentines

A Not So Grand Slam.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

Fisherman Funneral

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Cotton candy