Grief Comedians Pillows

Mourning break.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Fisherman Funneral

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

Banana Midlife Crisis

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

O'Leary's Monuments

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'I believe it's a snuff box.'