Compassionate Comedians Pillows

'It's gonna be auctioned off to help us? If they want to help us, why don't they just open it and serve us some?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Toothbrush Romance

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Critics In Love

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Now you tell me that you're not good enough for me.'