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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

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'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

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'Well, my company can offer the best prices because we've got the lowest personnel expenses!'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

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