Grand Prix Weekend Gifts

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Bahrain F1

"I need to tinkle."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Thank God It's Friday.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Skier flying past mountains

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Formula One

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Formula One Finish Line.

Don't shake.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'Thank God it's fry day'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Great party - thanks.

Alain Prost

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Sirens Heard

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

Formula One snail

"EVERY weekend you say we're gonna fix this place up!"