Grand Prix Day Gifts

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

Go team!

A day at the races

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Boy on computer. Harassed Dad says: 'It's Boxing Day and already his toys are on eBay.'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"You idiots … we lost!"