Grand Prix Fanatic Gifts

Alain Prost

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Roads with a view.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I forgot the question.'

= too complex

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"You want proof? There's your proof."