Grand Prix Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The relay race

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Pamplona 500

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'