Grand Prix Goer Gifts

Formula One

"I need to tinkle."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Psychiatry in the Park

Official Team Cap With Beard

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Miggs's short-lived joy

Amanda Seyfried

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.