Grand Prix Gifts

Formula One snail

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Formula One Finish Line.

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

Racing fan's armchair transformed into Grand Prix car

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

North Pole

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I need to tinkle."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Quantum Psychic

"You're solemates!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'What are you eating now?'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Doctors Discussion

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.