Grand Prix Goer Pillows

Formula One

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I need to tinkle."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Psychiatry in the Park

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Miggs's short-lived joy

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Football player has head instead of ball.