Garage Goer Pillows

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

'Yes,we can get it off but it will cost a little extra.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage