Grand Prix Day Mugs

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Go team!

A day at the races

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Football supporters.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'