Grand Prix Weekend T-Shirts

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Bahrain F1

"I need to tinkle."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Thank God It's Friday.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Skier flying past mountains

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Formula One

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Thank God it's fry day'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

Don't shake.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Formula One Finish Line.

Alain Prost

Great party - thanks.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Sirens Heard

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

Formula One snail

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

"Christ! Is it Friday already!"

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'