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Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Micheal Schumacher.

Fast food

Pit crew fix a tire swing

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Alain Prost

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'Daddy didn't wave!'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

Advertising space on a racing car.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'He's the long shot!'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

Grand Prix winner drinking all the champagne.

Brnie Ecclestone tax fraud

Caution: 6 year old pothole.

Formula One tattoo