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Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Micheal Schumacher.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Fast food

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Pit crew fix a tire swing

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Daddy didn't wave!'

Alain Prost

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

Advertising space on a racing car.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

Tour de France champ François Faber

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

'He's the long shot!'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

Grand Prix winner drinking all the champagne.

Armstrong Pusher Man

"If Lewis Hamilton can ditch his nose stud, you can clip your nose hair bling."

Brnie Ecclestone tax fraud

Lance Armstrong doping scandal

Caution: 6 year old pothole.