Grade Worriers Club Gifts

"My dad isn't going to like this. It has 'average' written all over it."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Worry tank

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Truth In Education

Human Error and Computer Error.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

'So I make bad grades. Is it necessary for the school system to issue a written statement?'

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

"I give my presidency a passing grade."

"Okay - now that the paramedic is here with the defibrillator and smelling salts. . ."

"This is heavy!"

"I don't know, Tia Carmen. All these outside forces influencing Baldo and Gracie...they scare me. Bad TV, crazy friends, drugs everywhere..."

"What I did wasn't actually all that wrong, but the optics were bad."

I think Oog just invented math anxiety.

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'

"My dad said he wants me to have everything he never had."