Gout Gurus Gifts

Distilleries Association

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

National Academy of Sport

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Please don't kill me."

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'