Glute Guru Gifts

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Come and get it!"

'What are you eating now?'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'