Glute Guru Prints

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Exercise Class

Yoga Xmas Decorations

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

"Come and get it!"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'