Gossip Strategist Gifts

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Under new blame.

Men gossiping

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Coronavirus Windmills

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"