Gossip Gurus Gifts

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"If by 'extortion' you mean paying me to find out what Susie said about you, then yes, this is extortion."

'You weren't kidding when you said you wanted to stop gossiping.'

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

JET (Part I)

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."