Gossip Gurus Prints

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"If by 'extortion' you mean paying me to find out what Susie said about you, then yes, this is extortion."

'You weren't kidding when you said you wanted to stop gossiping.'

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

21st century water cooler conversations.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."