Glamour Gossip Guru Prints

George Michael In The Toilet.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ladies

Men gossiping

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Wine Talking

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Weditorials

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."