Celebrity Gossip Lover Prints

'Here is Brad Pitt's e-mail address but you did not get it from me.'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'There's only one way to save the company. Does anyone know any major celebrities who would be willing to say nice things about us?'

"It's the price of fame."

Royal Divorces.

"Higher deficits? Fair enough. Out of control spending? Maybe. But who gets invited to George Clooney's house for dinner? This guy!"

'Cargill's not used to pro-bono cases - he thought that it meant representing Bono.'

'No, it's not 'Tarzan' Heseltine making a comeback, it's Nadine Dorries - get her out of here!'

The Yearly News

'What a dream!!Catherine Zeta Jones washed up AND wiped!!!'

'What the actress actually said to me was. . .'

"Step aside! Outta tha way! Celebrity divorce attorney coming through."

Rod Stewart

Celebrity Covid19 conspiracy theories abound

Celebrity Island

"Throwing up in class isn't so bad. These days, no publicity is bad publicity!"

Emily Ratajkowski

"It horrifies me that someone can give birth to a venom-spewing demon spawn and look so fabulous six weeks later."

'Admittedly Philip Schofield has done well but...what ever happened to Gorden!'

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

"What kind of agent are you if you can't eve get my super-injunction leaked onto Twitter!?"

"I suppose there's a penalty for this...."

"How many more times, woman..."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

'Producers don't make money from bad living actors but sometimes we can make money from actors who have tragically died... You know what I mean?'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

'Johnny Depp'

'So much for high definition tv!'

Celebrity anagrams: I'll roar keenly (Answer: Lorraine Kelly)

The Power of Social Media: 'I thought you were giving up on Twitter.'

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars.

'It's a new show called 'celebrity's home videos'' 'Sounds far too tacky for me, but...let me know when they get to Paris Hilton's.'