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'Doctors are watned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Weditorials

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Wine Talking

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

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