Tv Show Gossip Guru Pillows

'Doctors are watned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Weditorials

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Wine Talking

"I only told a few friends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

John Stride

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'