Tv Gossip Queen Pillows

"What TV programmes do you like?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Botox."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Weditorials

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."

Wine Talking

John Stride

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”