Gossip Queen/king Pillows

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Botox."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Botox...'

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

Wine Talking

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

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