Gossip Queen Pillows

The Original Information Superhighway

"Botox."

'No, I didn't cry on my wedding day. I have done every day since though.'

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

"Oh my God - I'm having an affair!"

"Those people look snobby."

'Dad says I can't use the phone so much, Jeannie. You'd better call me.'

'So last night, did you tell him straight out you love him?'

'La Donna and mobile'

'Botox...'

'Connie told Sharon that Beth said you're 2-faced, Joy.'

'Say-you don't suppose she LIVES in there?'

WMy new fella loves to hunt the beaver!"

Deep End...Shallow End

Two women talking about friends

"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."

"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

A day at the races

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."