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The Original Information Superhighway

"Botox."

'No, I didn't cry on my wedding day. I have done every day since though.'

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

"Oh my God - I'm having an affair!"

"Those people look snobby."

'Dad says I can't use the phone so much, Jeannie. You'd better call me.'

'So last night, did you tell him straight out you love him?'

'La Donna and mobile'

'Being a fly on the wall is overrated when all they talk about is Brangelina.'

'Botox...'

'Connie told Sharon that Beth said you're 2-faced, Joy.'

'Say-you don't suppose she LIVES in there?'

WMy new fella loves to hunt the beaver!"

Deep End...Shallow End

Two women talking about friends

"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."

"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

A day at the races

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."