Gossip Queens Pillows

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

JET (Part I)

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Botox."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I only told a few friends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Wine Talking

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.