Gossip Queens Prints

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Botox."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Botox...'

Wine Talking

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"I only told a few friends."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'