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'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Botox."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I only told a few friends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Wine Talking

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

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