Gossip Kings And Queens Pillows

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

"Botox."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Botox...'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Will Smith's Oscar

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Not another elimination show!'

"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."

The Yearly News

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

'My wife has the same measurements as Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jennifer Aniston and Julia Roberts - all put together!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.