Gossip Kings And Queens Mugs

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

"Botox."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

Emily Ratajkowski

Good Morning Britain

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

'Johnny Depp'

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Will Smith's Oscar

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

'Not another elimination show!'

Emma Thompson

The Yearly News

"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

'Police! Snow White we have complaints about your relationship with 'Grumpy', and one 'Dopey' some ten years ago.'

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.