Godly Humor Aficionado Gifts

The Zeusettes

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Moses' Tablet

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Divine Desk Bins

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

A woman in prayer

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

God's Law.

Excommunicate Me.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Three Parent Baby

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"First, do no ham."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"In heaven there are no trees."

Baby Bird

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

God changes His will.