Godly Humor Aficionado Prints

The Zeusettes

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Moses' Tablet

"You call this a constitution?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Divine Desk Bins

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

God's Law.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Three Parent Baby

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Excommunicate Me.

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"First, do no ham."

Baby Bird

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

God changes His will.