Godly Humor Appreciator Prints

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

"I'm sick of these bugs"

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Finger puppets in church.

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Jesus and the Peeps

"I don't think so."

"It doesn't work on geese."

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

How Noah did it.

Baby Bird

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"It was a gift from god."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

His first book was huge, but publishing is such a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately business.

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"