Godly Humor Appreciator Prints

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

"I'm sick of these bugs"

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Finger puppets in church.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Jesus and the Peeps

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I don't think so."

Baby Bird

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"It doesn't work on geese."

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"It was a gift from god."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Which father is the father?'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'