Godly Humor Lover Gifts

It must have cost the earth.

'I told you he's like a Greek God.'

Jupiter

"So how come you never sent them a 'common-sense' pandemic."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Fishing with God

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Angel Swing

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'