Godly Comedy Aficionado Gifts

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You call this a constitution?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Divine Desk Bins

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

A woman in prayer

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

God's Law.

Excommunicate Me.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Three Parent Baby

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."