"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
God-like Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the divine comedy of a humorist with a god-like spark? Our collection features witty, creative products that pay homage to hilarious insights and divine wit. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or art print, find a gift that celebrates the humorist with a heavenly sense of humor and creative flair—sure to inspire laughter and admiration in equal measure.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"We only got six days of funding."
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"Surgery up here is free!"
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
The Adventures of God
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"All we have left is standing room only."
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
'It's not for myself, you understand."
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."
At the 2021 Religious Games
A surprise in heaven
'We've re-branded.'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
God-like Humorist Gifts Collection
God-like Humorist Mugs
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God-like Humorist Pillows
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God-like Humorist Prints
Decorate with divine hilarity—our god-like humorist prints are perfect for showcasing clever, celestial cartoons that celebrate divine comedy in artful style.
God-like Humorist T-Shirts
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