Gluten-free Dining Pillows

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

Kitchen Kapers

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free Santa

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Buffet - now glutton free.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Gluten-Free Church

"It's the gluten-free edition."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"