Gluten-free Foodie Pillows

First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free area.

'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

Our cook has a gluten allergy. We need to separate the wheat from the chef!

"Is this house gluten-free?"

'There's a stay of execution until we can offer you a gluten-free last meal.'

"Save the loaves for the other 4,999. I am gluten intolerant."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"I'm sorry, Bob. I decided to go gluten free."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You do like octopus?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

Fast food. Even faster food

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.