Gluten-free Enthusiasts Pillows

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Is this house gluten-free?"

Gluten-Free Church

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

Independence Day.

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

Sugar production

Free at last

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'