Gluten Enthusiasts Pillows

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Doughnut Criminals

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station