Gluten Enthusiasts Prints

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Doughnut Criminals

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."